what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
read that, again. (via bridgesx)
It’s a fantastic thing for a man to love your brain but also want to take you to bed to make you forget your own name.
yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is
Im sorry I can’t show how I feel but I do still feel it
I know I’m not the best at showing it but I love you and I’d do anything for you to realise that (via i-am-im-me-x)
will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy